Project cock rating - Or rather: a collection of various curiosities that are truly best kept behind cold chastity cage bars! Madame Svea and I are taking them on one by one today and giving an honest, comprehensive, and ruthless assessment. Small, crooked, hairy, mushroom-shaped - what a variety there is! What awaits us is a colorful smorgasbord of patheticness. And you? Where does yours rank? Is there still hope or is your wart a lost cause? Join us as we take a look at all these disgusting, unfuckable loser shrimps. Today, we're not mincing words, but kicking right in with our verbal assaults!